When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. ~Henny Youngman
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. ~Henny Youngman
Sep 172011
Sep 172011
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra
Sep 172011
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. ~Jack Handey
Sep 172011
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields
Sep 092011
“Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”
-Benjamin Franklin
Sep 032011
Today in Booze News You Can Use: “Drinkers are aware of bad decisions but don’t care so much.” From today’s Tribune. Like this is news. . . thought gotta love the picture o fhte guy with the 3 liter stein of beer. Looks like William F. Buckley about to go on a bender.
And our Quote of the Day: The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober. – William Butler Yeats
Sep 032011
Today in Booze News You Can Use: “Drinkers are aware of bad decisions but don’t care so much.” From today’s Tribune. Like this is news. . . thought gotta love the picture o fhte guy with the 3 liter stein of beer. Looks like William F. Buckley about to go on a bender.
And our Quote of the Day: The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober. - William Butler Yeats